The Cubs’ Clint Frazier Reveals an Efficient New Iowa Weight Loss Plan

Cubs outfielder Clint Frazier not only fully recovered from his appendectomy to return from the injured list on Saturday.

He also made a discovery that could revolutionize the weight loss industry.

His secret?

Go to Iowa.

“I’ve probably lost a few pounds,” he said when asked about his leaner physique following his return to the team on Saturday. “Probably just because I’m a very picky eater and in Des Moines they only have corn and beer.

“I didn’t drink or eat much there.”

So what’s up with corn and beer?

“Not my style,” Frazier said. “So I’m probably a few pounds lighter, but it’s not going to be [adversely] concerns me. I’ll probably move a bit now.”

So far, so good.

“It was my first surgery, so I didn’t really know what to expect,” Frazier said. “I’m feeling good right now and I’m ready to go.”

Imagine the marketing slogans for a new wave of Frazier-inspired Iowa tourists:

Des Moines: Where the S’s are silent and edible cuisine doesn’t exist.

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