Former Auburn coach Bryan Harsin’s house is up on the market – OutKick

Are you a college football coach relocating to Auburn, Alabama? Former Auburn head coach Bryan Harsin, who didn’t last two full seasons — 9-12, 4-9 in the SEC — now has no use for his 5,000-square-foot, four-bedroom, six-bathroom home supplanted by boosters who fed up with his performance.

The asking price: $2,950,000, but you have to imagine that Harsin is willing to take care of this one considering he received about $15 million from boosters to get out of town . The last thing a fired SEC coach wants to do is hang around town showing his face at local Lowe’s (5.4 miles) or on a sub-route to local Publix (1.6 miles).

And let’s face it, this house isn’t exactly a forever home for a man who’s lived most of his life in Boise, Idaho.

From Harsin’s agent:

Perfectly located on 5 acres of pecan grove, this spectacular Auburn, Alabama home is an example of the finest design and planning details. Large windows and glass doors create a light-filled indoor/living space ideal for entertaining. The open floor plan allows guests to roam freely and provides a seamless transition to outdoor living.

The heated screened porch, expansive pool deck with heated pool and bocce ball court make up this rear outdoor oasis on a 2 acre fenced yard. A second driveway leads to the 2400 SF heated and cooled “barn house” to enjoy the entertainment room, home gym and oversized garage. The possibilities here are endless. This home is a work of art that offers the best and newest features.

Agents always leave out the most interesting aspects of these homes. Ever wanted to own a home with a pizza oven that has a great view of a toilet? Harsin’s house is your place. This could be a door, but it’s a glass door and certainly not tinted glass.

Nothing says a million dollar home like a great view of the dump.

via Zillow.com / Listed by: MILLER DARK from REALTY SOUTH AUBURN

Other than that, the pool is nice and there are some areas. The pecan trees are beautiful. The kitchen is typical of every other kitchen your wife has seen on Instagram. And the theater room accommodates four theater seats. It’s a terrible room. Shame on you if the theater sells you for this house.

Mortgage: $17,000/month, but you can make a few bucks farming these pecan trees.

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